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Privacy Policy
Last updated 2026-07-31 · Last reviewed 2026-07-31
Short version: this is a small affiliate catalog, not a data company. We're not running analytics on you right now. When we do, you'll be asked first. Below is the long version, filed with the same straight face as everything else here.
What we collect today
Nothing, first-party. There is no analytics script installed on Weird Girl Store as of this writing — no GA4, no pixel, no first-party tracking cookie. The site is served as static assets from Cloudflare Workers; standard web-server logs (IP address, user agent, request path, timestamp) are retained briefly by Cloudflare for security and abuse prevention, the same as any site on their network, and are not used by us for profiling or advertising.
The consent mechanism (for when analytics does arrive)
A cookie-preferences banner is already live on every page, ahead of any analytics actually
being wired in. If you've seen it, here's what it does: your choice — Accept or Decline —
is written to your browser's localStorage under the key
weirdgirlstore_analytics_consent, set to "true" or
"false". This is stored locally in your browser, not on our servers, and
nothing is sent anywhere until you accept. If you decline, or ignore the banner entirely,
nothing analytics-related loads. You can revisit your choice any time via
"Cookie preferences" in the footer, which clears the stored value and reloads the page.
When analytics (planned: Google Analytics 4) does go live, it will only fire after
localStorage.getItem('weirdgirlstore_analytics_consent') === 'true' — either
because you already consented, or because you click Accept in the banner. This page and
the cookie policy will be updated with the specific cookie
names, retention periods, and opt-out instructions the moment that happens — not after.
Amazon's cookies (not ours)
Every product link on this site routes to Amazon.com through our Amazon Associates affiliate tag. When you click through, Amazon sets its own cookies on its own domain to attribute the referral and, if you buy something, credit the commission. Weird Girl Store does not set, read, or have access to those cookies — they're between you and Amazon, governed by Amazon's own privacy notice, not this one. We only ever see aggregate performance figures (clicks, conversions, earnings) through the Associates dashboard — never anything tied to an individual visitor.
What we don't do
- We don't sell, rent, or trade any data, because we don't collect enough to bother.
- We don't run ad-retargeting pixels.
- We don't have accounts, logins, comments, or a newsletter — there's no form on this site collecting anything from you.
- We don't use fingerprinting or any tracking method designed to work around a Decline.
Your rights — GDPR
If you're in the EU/UK, under GDPR you have the right to access, correct, delete, or port any personal data we hold about you, and to withdraw consent at any time. In practice, given we hold essentially none, the fastest fix for most of these is the "Cookie preferences" link in the footer — it deletes your entire consent record instantly, no request needed. For anything else, email contact@weirdgirlstore.com and we'll respond within 30 days.
Your rights — CCPA
If you're a California resident, under the CCPA you have the right to know what personal information is collected, to request deletion, and to opt out of the sale of personal information. We do not sell personal information — not today, not planned. There is no "Do Not Sell My Info" link because there is nothing being sold to opt out of. Deletion and access requests go to the same address: contact@weirdgirlstore.com.
Children's privacy
This site is not directed at children under 13 and we do not knowingly collect information from them.
Governing law
This policy is governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.
Changes to this policy
If our data practices change — most likely when analytics is switched on — this page gets updated first, and both dates at the top move. We don't backdate.
Contact
Questions, requests, or general skepticism about any of the above: contact@weirdgirlstore.com.