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Privacy Policy
Last updated 2026-10-04 · Last reviewed 2026-10-04
Short version: this is a small affiliate catalog, not a data company. Optional Google Analytics stays completely off unless you accept it. Below is the long version, filed with the same straight face as everything else here.
What we collect today
Before you accept analytics, we set no analytics cookie and send no analytics data to Google. The site is served from Cloudflare Workers; Cloudflare may process standard request data such as IP address, user agent, path, and timestamp for delivery, security, and abuse prevention. We do not use that infrastructure data for profiling or advertising.
Optional analytics and consent
The consent banner writes your choice (Accept or Decline) to your browser'slocalStorage under the keyweirdgirlstore_analytics_consent, set to "true" or"false". This is stored locally in your browser, not on our servers, and nothing is sent anywhere until you accept. If you decline, or ignore the banner entirely, Google Analytics does not load.
If you accept, Google Analytics 4 loads (GA4 does not log or store individual IP addresses) with Google Signals and ad-personalization signals disabled. It measures aggregate use such as page views, sessions, device/browser information, approximate location, and clicks on affiliate links. You can withdraw consent through "Cookie preferences" in the footer; that clears the consent value and this site's _ga cookies. See the cookie policy for names and default retention periods.
Amazon's cookies (not ours)
Every product link on this site routes to Amazon.com through our Amazon Associates affiliate tag. When you click through, Amazon sets its own cookies on its own domain to attribute the referral and, if you buy something, credit the commission. Weird Girl Store does not set, read, or have access to those cookies. They're between you and Amazon, governed by Amazon's own privacy notice, not this one. We only ever see aggregate performance figures (clicks, conversions, earnings) through the Associates dashboard, never anything tied to an individual visitor.
What we don't do
- We don't sell, rent, or trade any data, because we don't collect enough to bother.
- We don't run ad-retargeting pixels.
- We don't have accounts, logins, comments, or a newsletter. There's no form on this site collecting anything from you.
- We don't use fingerprinting or any tracking method designed to work around a Decline.
Your rights: GDPR
If you're in the EU/UK, under GDPR you have the right to access, correct, delete, or port any personal data we hold about you, and to withdraw consent at any time. In practice, given we hold very little, the fastest fix for analytics consent is the "Cookie preferences" link in the footer: it removes the local consent value and GA cookies. For anything else, emailcontact@weirdgirlstore.com and we'll respond within 30 days.
Your rights: CCPA
If you're a California resident, under the CCPA you have the right to know what personal information is collected, to request deletion, and to opt out of the sale of personal information. We do not sell personal information, not today, not planned. There is no "Do Not Sell My Info" link because there is nothing being sold to opt out of. Deletion and access requests go to the same address:contact@weirdgirlstore.com.
Children's privacy
This site is not directed at children under 13 and we do not knowingly collect information from them.
Governing law
This policy is governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.
Changes to this policy
If our data practices change, this page gets updated first, and both dates at the top move. We don't backdate.
Who operates this site
This site is operated by Unsupervised Media, a Pennsylvania company. Mailing address: 3401 Hartzdale Drive, Suite 103B, Unit #729, Camp Hill, PA 17011, United States.
Contact
Questions, requests, or general skepticism about any of the above:contact@weirdgirlstore.com.